Trying to impress people on the internet you don't even know if they know you exist

Most of our page views come from the states, also we got the most page views this month than we ever have in the history of QLP.

I don't know anyone who reads this blog. Let alone anyone in the states. But I guess that's what the internet is.

I think internet ghosts are reading this. Please say hello if you're not an internet ghost (or if you are). It would be nice to know who's still reading this.

You can even do it anonymously on my tumblr, or just leave a comment here under the name Seymore Butts, or I. C. Wiener. Something like that.

I sound desperate. Maybe I am.