I don't understand why every new year is like, a HUUUUUGE deal, when, say, there's a BRAND NEW MONTH every 30 days that will never ever come back. "OH MY GOD IT'S OCTOBER 2008!! HAPPY OCTOBER '08!!!!"
That'd be ill, there'd be way more parties then.

Better yet, what if people celebrated every new day? What about hours? Minutes?

Seconds?

HAPPYNEWSECONDHAPPYNEWSECONDHAPPYNEWSECONDHAPPYNEWSECOND!