The water mark looks like a dick.

ぼくはコリです。
さいはどおでもいいです。
ぼくわおちゃがすきです。

translated it means (at least I think it does).

I am Cory L.
Age is unimportant.
I like green tea.

ぼくはエドリアンです。ぼくはねおです。ニャニャ

translated it means.

I am Adrian. I am a cat. Meow Meow.

Alex, I am sorry if you don't like this picture but I really like it.
I look adorable, this picture makes me happy.
I look so happy. :)

Flax is a blessing from the gods.

Every morning I put two tablespoons of organic flax into my smoothies.
And every morning I get my Omega-3's and 16% of my daily fibre intake!

Smoothies are only meant to be healthy. Not sugary (*Cough* Orange Julius).

I feel like some day I'm going to end up having my own TLC special.
"I don't know how I got this way," I'll say, because I honestly won't know how.
I fear that I will wake up one day and be 600 pounds.